Fat Cap Design

Tired of customers ghosting you?

We're like couples therapy for brands that have lost their spark! We'll help you ditch the corporate small talk and get back to the passionate love affair your customers signed up for in the first place.

Because let's face it - nobody wants to date a boring brand.

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MAYDAY! Your brand's relationship status:

It's complicated

Psst... your industry's looking like a sad speed dating event where everyone's using the same pickup lines! While your competitors are desperately trying to be 'the perfect match,' their customers are stuck in unfulfilling relationships with wandering eyes. But, to be honest, your customers are also tired of the fake smiles and empty promises you've been giving them. They're ready for some real talk. Because nothing kills the mood faster than pretending to be someone you're not.

Think about it: When was the last time your brand made your customer snort-laugh their coffee?

Or gave them goosebumps because it seemed like you were reading their mind?

Fact: Your customers are sick of watered-down brands (including yours). They want something with bite.
Also fact: You didn't pour your heart into this business to blend in and burn out!

We are Fat Cap

We're the creative co-conspirators your brand desperately needs to get back to the good life.

We're the hot sauce in your vanilla pudding.

The confetti cannon at a chess tournament.

The thing that makes people go, "Wait, what?" And then, "Oh. Oh yes!"

And we're here to help you create an engaging, authentic brand experience for your customers.

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What we do best (our superpower playlist)

Worldbuilding wizardry:

We're cooking up brand stories spicier than your grandmother's secret hot sauce recipe. Every touchpoint? Magical and cohesive.

Making context king:

We're not just playing matchmaker - we're writing your brand's love story! Your customers won't just fall in love; they'll be sending you after-midnight texts!

Putting the bang in your brand:

We make sure your brand vision hits harder than a double espresso shot at 4AM! We'll not just make your customers nod - we'll make them head bang so hard they pull a muscle.

Future-proofing your funk:

While others are playing "Pin the Tail on the Trend," we're looking ahead to see your brand's possibilities. Because your customers want to be with you for the long-haul.

Hitting relationship goals:

Forget boring old "customer service." We're talking five-star, red-carpet, champagne-popping EXPERIENCES! We'll help you treat them better than a VIP at a chocolate factory.

What we don't do (our "pass" list)

Just the brand visuals:

We don't just focus on the visuals because that's like painting a run-down house. It will look nicer, but it's still falling apart.

Marketing:

But what we do makes marketing 100x easier. Think of us as the team that comes in first and gets everything ready.

Magic wand waving:

We can't turn your startup into Apple overnight. We also can't see amazing results without your help.

Mind-reading:

While we're good, we're not "guess our exact vision without our input" good. We need your brain in the game.

Vanilla solutions:

If you're looking for the same-old, been-there-done-that approach, we might not be your jam.

Think your own team can crack every code?

Sure, your team is more talented than a room full of Renaissance painters with unlimited espresso. But here's the thing: even Leonardo da Vinci needed someone to tell him when his flying machine looked more like a fancy corkscrew.

Why do you need outside perspective?

For the same reason pandas need dating advice - sometimes you're too close to see what's really going on! Your community, your audience, and yes, even us (humble brag alert!) - we have valuable insights that can help you.

Testimonials

"Megan makes what could be a daunting process fun and digestible. Her energy is so supportive and she brings great ideas and suggestions I never considered before. I really appreciate her wider perspective from different lifestyle verticals, as she helps me outside of the framework of what other coaches are doing on their websites, and that feels expansive."
Robynne Weaver, Robynne Weaver Coaching
"Working with Megan and team took the stress out of a major website overhaul. They helped me prioritize the key improvements that would have the greatest impact on our business. Every step of the way, I felt supported."
Erica Davis, Adventure Life Vans
"Megan held my hand through every step of the process of building my website, even with all the obstacles that presented along the way. She was kind, professional and truly cared to make sure the end product was everything and more, with all the personal touches."
Breanne Nalder Harward, Utah Gravel Series
"Working with Megan to ensure our site was providing the correct content, in the correct places, at the correct time, was an eye-opening journey. She not only helped me understand the value of the revisions, she walked me through her process and provided suggestions and examples of how we could improve it, resulting in a website focused on allowing us to reach our target customers and our goals."
Serena Bishop Gordon, Special Blend Gravel
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Oops, we forgot to introduce ourselves.

We're Jeffrey Opp and Megan Eckman, a couple and a couple of creative powerhouses. With over 10+ years of business experience, 4 artsy degrees, countless business, marketing, and design certificates, we bring a wealth of ideas and insight to every project.

Oh, and did we mention we're both neurodivergent? As such, there isn't a box we've met that we couldn't think outside.

Curious to learn more? Of course you are.

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